Starbucks Coffee and Mask Fetish

Sometimes callers are just so bizarre with their fantasies, you just have to shake your head. One such caller that has been making the rounds and calling many ladies is really into Starbucks coffee and wearing masks, like most were forced to do during the “pandemic.” Now what on earth he went on about before masks, I can’t imagine. He has a thing for coffee breath, and of course if one had coffee breath and then put on a mask, they’d be re breathing that same coffee breath over and over and this is what gets him going. Imagine.

So he likes to start by questioning what type of coffee you drink, regular, dark, black or with cream. Then asks how you felt about wearing masks, and what did your breath smell like when you were wearing the masks. Might it be worse coffee breath than if you’d been eating onions or garlic and were re breathing that air? It’s a call unlike any of the others most of us have had. Even vets that have been doing this for decades. Then he likes to mention other women, some celebrities. What type of coffee would we suppose they drink? What might their coffee breath be like? It’s beyond insane, yet oddly comical at the same time. Some calls just have to be heard to be believed they are really talking about such things. It can be surreal.

I somehow doubt he was wearing masks before 2020, so one wonders what might his kink have been before then. Seeing women in masks really must have done a number on his mind. Maybe he had a coworker or something that mentioned their own coffee breath while wearing a mask and this fetish was born. No one will ever know. In the nearly twenty years I’ve been doing calls, he stands out in one of the weirdest calls of all time. Maybe the top five, so that’s saying something!

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Patriot Cocksucker

There’s a caller that stands out as rather unique. It’s not uncommon to have guys call that say they want to suck off other men, but this guy wants to suck Trump’s cock. Under the desk of the oval office to help alleviate the stress of a most stressful job, being president. He loves to have me describe him being under the desk when Trump comes in in the morning and sits down at his desk. He wants to reach up, take out Trump’s cock and hold it in his mouth for a while, then suck on it and have him cum in his mouth.

He likes the idea of just worshiping that cock, kissing it, holding it against his cheek, his nose, just nuzzling into it lovingly. It’s quite bizarre actually, but he feels it’s a unique way to serve his country and keep the stress level down of the most important man in the country. He feels it would be an honor to do this. He likes me to tell him if I think Trump would unzip himself, or if he’d have to reach up and do it for him. I think the latter. Trump would want to be served fully, not have to help out.

He wonders if it would be ok to masturbate himself as he does so. He likes to masturbate with a sock on his dick. I said you’d need to be sure not to get any cum on the carpet of the oval office. He feels the sock would contain any that escaped. No one would know he was under the desk. Trump would have meetings, take phone calls, dictate letters, and all the while he’d be under the desk with his dick in his mouth and no one be any the wiser. Some sure do have unusual fantasies.

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Embarrassed in Front of the Ladies

A caller the other day had many cfnm fantasies he shared with me. For those not in the know, that stands for clothed female naked male. In his fantasies he was always a young man and his mother and sisters were in most of his fantasies, as were neighborhood ladies and friends of his mom. Lots of older ladies that he knew, teachers as well. He imagined that his mother liked to make him go around naked and even tie him down so that her daughters might get experience giving hand jobs with their boyfriends. Their somewhat reluctant brother was to be their guinea pig.

He liked knowing his mother had arranged these events where he was the only unclothed person there, all the rest were clothed women. Many of whom would feel free to fondle him, touch him, seek their own satisfaction from him, as he was tied up and unable to escape their wicked plans for him. He said the sense of humiliation, blushing, wanting to leave but being unable to, was enough to make him jizz without even touching himself. He said his mom had never touched him in real life, he just imagined she was orchestrating all these embarrassing situations that he was the main focus of with her friends, his sisters, many older women he’d fantasized about. He loved that she was relishing his great humiliation for some reason.

So many men really love humiliation and the fact that in their fantasies they are naked while all the women are clothed, just gives them even more reason to be embarrassed. He spoke about the women giving him handjobs and how he was determined not to cum as they touched him. However, he simply couldn’t stop himself from having an orgasm once they began to masturbate him, and they’d laugh as he did.

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Hello, Mommy

There’s no shortage of callers with a mommy fantasy. Some will just say, “Hello, Mommy,” when you answer the phone, so you know where they’re going immediately. Not all operators are willing to entertain the mommy fantasy, so it’s always best to ask at the beginning of a call. One caller the other day said even the word “mommy” gets him so excited, he likes it repeated when he’s about to cum. He said he’d let me know when he was getting close, so I could start saying it over and over, which I did.

He began the call by telling me all about how his own alcoholic mother behaved inappropriately towards him during his teenage years. How she’d lay down beside him to masturbate. There was no father in the home, and he said she got lonely. Perhaps it’s all just a fantasy, many things callers tell us likely are, but of course no one can be sure what is real and what is fantasy. In any case, he said it aroused him incredibly to be laying next to her as she’d touch herself, and he’d be trying to hump the bed as he watched her, in his own excitement.

He said things developed as he got older and went on to full on fucking. He went away to college and she passed away, so it all didn’t last terribly long, but he thinks of these experiences even decades later. He’s in his sixties now, and hasn’t ever told any women he’s been involved with about any of these events. He assumed it wouldn’t go over well, and he’s likely correct on that account. Not many women would be accepting of hearing of such desires and possible experiences, especially if mommy happened to still be alive. One can only guess what actually happened and what was only a figment of their over active imaginations.

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He Stole the Panties

The other day someone that works at a university called. They didn’t specify their role there, but said they work in the athletics department and have access to the ladies items from the locker room. He said he regularly steals panties. I asked if he wasn’t worried about getting caught, but he said he puts them back after he’s through with them. I thought he might be wearing them as so many callers do, but he stated no, he takes them, sniffs them and then masturbates with them. Sniffing the crotches and then rubbing the fabric all over his cock, as he was doing during our call.

He said the feel of the fabric drives him crazy, and knowing they’ve been on the bodies of the nubile, young students drives him wild as well. The fact that those panties have rested right against the crotches of those young girls and then he’s rubbing it all over his cock, well, it didn’t take him long to cum he got so excited talking about it. If he got caught, they’d likely fire him for doing such a thing, so it’s quite a risk really, but men are so pervy at times, they are thinking with their cock and not their brains.

Panties hold an appeal for so many men. Everything from wearing them to sniffing them, they just don’t seem to be able to control themselves. Many times taking the panties of people they shouldn’t be. Some even enjoy fucking women while they’re wearing them and pulling the crotch of the ladies to the side. Doesn’t seem at all comfortable to me or anything I’d want, but it’s their fantasy, let them have it. Ones into panties are really into panties in my experience. Have you been sniffing someone’s panties you shouldn’t have lately? Tell us all about it!

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