Pegging

So many callers ask about pegging, or say they’ve had girlfriends in the past peg them and they loved it. Many women would not be open to this sort of interaction, so many guys just resort to toys to satisfy their needs for this sort of penetration. Others of course say they’ve fucked other men. It’s surprising when ones mention wanting to be pegged, they don’t seem to realize a lot of women would not be open to doing it. They seem surprised, thinking many women would be willingly doing it. Some know their wives well enough they know it would be a no go, but some are clueless.

Lots have got toys that call, or some are even using their fingers, yuck. The number of men that seem to want others to play proctologist with them is disturbing. I guess some women are ok with all of this, and the more power to them, they would be in high demand among the many ass obsessed men out there that want to play. Some have the suction cup base toys you can stick to a wall or table top and ride it so their hands are free to masturbate with.

Many however do want the lady in the harness and the big strap on dildo. Some of them mention fairly large ones they use wither on themselves or have others use on them. One can only imagine the anal leakage that will accompany them in their elder years after such repeated stretchings. They will swear up and down it doesn’t make them gay to use a toy, but I always taunt them it’s just a stepping stone to real dick in their future. It’s fun to humiliate them. Some I suppose really don’t want real cock, but it’s amusing to get them upset and tease them about it.

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The Allure of The Older Woman

There’s so many callers that appreciate older women. Thank God they aren’t all into teenyboppers and can appreciate a woman that has aged like fine wine. Many are into mommy, yes, that is common. Some have stories they had experiences with mommy. If they are true or not is anyone’s guess. The allure of the older woman captivates many men, and even older men will speak fondly of the older, more knowledgeable women in their past they encountered in their youth. The neighbor, the mom of the friend they used to have. They think about her and masturbate fantasizing about her to this day.

So many younger callers under thirty will have an attraction for an older lady they may know, but they are too shy to act on it and will never follow through. The lady may very well be flattered by their little crush. I’d certainly be flattered if a younger man paid me attention! It would be very good for the ego to think you’re desired and fantasized about by such a younger man. One can’t help but wonder about their young, hard cocks, their endless stamina compared to an older man, and how eager they are to learn from a patient older woman.

There’s no shortage of older ladies working as phone sex gals. MILF’s and GILF’s are plentiful. So if a younger man wants an older female to talk to or share his fantasies and thoughts and experiences with, there’s many to choose from. Many seem to want the approval of an older woman. Especially if they are involved in questionable activities. Mommy may have voiced her disapproval and therefore they seek the approval of another, older, more understanding female to in turn accept themselves and their sexual habits. Older women comforting men is as old as time, and quite natural a thing to seek out.

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Happy, Horny Halloween

It’s Halloween once more, and feeds the fantasies of many men that are into roleplay and various sexy costumes. Maybe after all the candy’s been given out you and your partner, should you be lucky enough to have one, could enjoy some naughtiness while dressed up as some fictional character and have a bit of fantasy and roleplay fun. It’s the only night of the year when anyone wearing a costume is not looked at oddly, so you might as well enjoy it. What man hasn’t had a naughty nurse fantasy and imagined that nurse giving him a thorough, full body exam, only to have her unzip her overly short uniform off and expose her overly large breasts, no bra on of course.

They would love to reach up and grope them and have her standing there wearing nothing but a nurses cap and maybe some stockings and a garter belt. No panties, just naked and willing to “extract their sperm sample.” The nurse could reach for the lube to stroke their cock with and of course soon be down on her knees and sucking that cock as she looks up into his eyes. What nurse doesn’t do this for all her “special patients.”

Maybe she’d slip that now hard, throbbing cock between her breasts and give them a titty fuck. They can then feel her skillful hands pumping her breasts up and down on their throbbing dick until they blow that load all over her tits and face. They do seem to enjoy giving ladies a facial and spraying her down with cum. Now if all visits to the doctor turned out like this, they’d be wanting to go for regular appointments! These are the sorts of fantasies and roleplays you could do with some particularly sexy Halloween costume. There’s no end to the possibilities, as long as your sex mate is willing to dress up and have some fun with you, the sky’s the limit.

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Starbucks Coffee and Mask Fetish

Sometimes callers are just so bizarre with their fantasies, you just have to shake your head. One such caller that has been making the rounds and calling many ladies is really into Starbucks coffee and wearing masks, like most were forced to do during the “pandemic.” Now what on earth he went on about before masks, I can’t imagine. He has a thing for coffee breath, and of course if one had coffee breath and then put on a mask, they’d be re breathing that same coffee breath over and over and this is what gets him going. Imagine.

So he likes to start by questioning what type of coffee you drink, regular, dark, black or with cream. Then asks how you felt about wearing masks, and what did your breath smell like when you were wearing the masks. Might it be worse coffee breath than if you’d been eating onions or garlic and were re breathing that air? It’s a call unlike any of the others most of us have had. Even vets that have been doing this for decades. Then he likes to mention other women, some celebrities. What type of coffee would we suppose they drink? What might their coffee breath be like? It’s beyond insane, yet oddly comical at the same time. Some calls just have to be heard to be believed they are really talking about such things. It can be surreal.

I somehow doubt he was wearing masks before 2020, so one wonders what might his kink have been before then. Seeing women in masks really must have done a number on his mind. Maybe he had a coworker or something that mentioned their own coffee breath while wearing a mask and this fetish was born. No one will ever know. In the nearly twenty years I’ve been doing calls, he stands out in one of the weirdest calls of all time. Maybe the top five, so that’s saying something!

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Patriot Cocksucker

There’s a caller that stands out as rather unique. It’s not uncommon to have guys call that say they want to suck off other men, but this guy wants to suck Trump’s cock. Under the desk of the oval office to help alleviate the stress of a most stressful job, being president. He loves to have me describe him being under the desk when Trump comes in in the morning and sits down at his desk. He wants to reach up, take out Trump’s cock and hold it in his mouth for a while, then suck on it and have him cum in his mouth.

He likes the idea of just worshiping that cock, kissing it, holding it against his cheek, his nose, just nuzzling into it lovingly. It’s quite bizarre actually, but he feels it’s a unique way to serve his country and keep the stress level down of the most important man in the country. He feels it would be an honor to do this. He likes me to tell him if I think Trump would unzip himself, or if he’d have to reach up and do it for him. I think the latter. Trump would want to be served fully, not have to help out.

He wonders if it would be ok to masturbate himself as he does so. He likes to masturbate with a sock on his dick. I said you’d need to be sure not to get any cum on the carpet of the oval office. He feels the sock would contain any that escaped. No one would know he was under the desk. Trump would have meetings, take phone calls, dictate letters, and all the while he’d be under the desk with his dick in his mouth and no one be any the wiser. Some sure do have unusual fantasies.

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