Weird Costume Fetishes

Sometimes callers come out with crazy fantasies. One years ago had a thing about people dressed up as the Easter bunny. Seriously. So the whole furry thing and dressing up in animal costumes is not unheard of. One said he wanted to get dressed up as a chicken while fucking his girlfriend, but she wouldn’t go for it. Gee, I wonder why? The Bird Dance came to mind as the perfect music for them to get it on to. I didn’t share that though, he’d have felt mocked. How can you not mock someone with such a bizarre fantasy though?

The animal tail butt plugs are also an odd thing some are into. Bunny ears, there’s no shortage of odd accessories for ones that are really into costumes. Superhero’s are mentioned more than one would ever think on phone sex calls. The costumes do seem to have an effect on some there’s no describing. Maybe they just feel they can totally let go and be someone or something else and have a wild fantasy. Not sure why one would want to do such a thing, but there’s ones out there that do. The guy that wanted to get dressed up as a chicken seemed pretty into feathers.

He’d mentioned he had some kind of feather tickler thing he’d used on his girlfriend and she was ok with that, tickling the nipples and running it up and down her skin. An entire outfit though dressed as a bird was just a step too far for her to be ok with though, and that’s quite understandable. He’s even got his eye on the perfect chicken costume, should she come around. I think he’ll end up buying it himself and masturbating in it, or try to find a woman that he can fuck while wearing it. You never know, but the things they say don’t shock much anymore.

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Hot Stuff

I went to this new health club last week and had heard really good things about it, so I got the trial week offer before deciding to sign up or not. I went later to avoid the crowds, it’s one of those twenty four hour places, so this was after midnight. I went into one of the saunas after a workout and there was just one man inside. I didn’t think anything of it, I knew staff was around, so I wasn’t worried. I sat down and soon after noticed him start to fondle himself over his towel. His cock was getting hard and did look quite large.

I got up to leave, but he asked me not to. Not in a creepy way, just in a please, I’d love to have you watch me way. So, I did. This strange man I’d never aid eyes on before started to masturbate in front of me and rub his dick through his towel. Then he asked if I minded if he took the towel off. I said be my guest, so he removed it and started to really stroke himself no that there was no towel in his way. I couldn’t help but stare myself.

He grabbed that hard shaft and really worked it. He made no further comments, he didn’t ask me to touch it, he just seemed to enjoy someone was watching him. I looked on with interest, but wasn’t aroused by it. It didn’t take him long, and he shot his load on the towel. I left at that point, showered and then drove home. I couldn’t help but think of this stranger stroking his dick in that sauna in front of a stranger, as if it was the most natural thing in the world. So many guys are true exhibitionists.

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My Friend Comes to Town

Recently an old friend of mine came through town and asked if we could get together. She didn’t ask to stay with me, but I offered when I knew she was going to be in town. We used to be close, but a job took her cross country. Her family was still here and I did email with her on occasion. When she said she was coming for a family wedding, I asked if she’d like to stay with me the week she was here. She said she’d be delighted to, so it was all set.

It was as if no time at all had passed. We got along as well as we ever had. We drank wine and talked about old times. One night we had a bit too much wine and got to having a very intimate conversation. One where she revealed to me she was always interested in having an experience with another woman, but had never met the right woman to have that experience with. Then she confessed she’d always hoped it would be with me. I had no clue whatsoever about that. Then she leaned over and kissed me. I didn’t stop her.

Soon we were making our way to my bedroom and touching one another and kissing one another. It seemed so natural and normal, even though we’d been nothing but friends until this point. I loved how she touched me and kissed me and made me feel. The moment she laid her tongue on my pussy, I knew it was the best oral experience I was ever going to have had. And it was. I loved every moment of our night together, the intimacies we shared. We made one another cum so many times, and I loved it. I can’t wait until she comes back to town again.

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Seducing the Boss

I knew my boss had the hots for me before he even hired me. The way his eyes roved u and down my body, I knew he wanted me. It was no surprise to me when I got a call saying I’d been hired. I knew there were more qualified candidates than myself, but obviously he didn’t want to fuck them like he wanted to fuck me. I wasn’t pleased with the salary, however I had a pretty strong feeling I could increase it if I was a little “friendly.” I was right. I started to wear sexy lingerie under my clothes and would bend over while filing, or lean a bit too close when I came to his desk to give him a glance down my cleavage.

One night he asked if I’d stay after work, and I said yes. I had a feeling this was my chance, so I made my move. I told him I wasn’t happy with my pay and I was willing to “work harder” to get it. Without even waiting for a response, I walked over to him, hopped up on his desk in front of him, placed a foot on each arm of his chair and pulled my skirt up, giving him a full view of my panty clad cunt. The look on his face was priceless. I grabbed him lightly by the hair and shoved his face between my thighs.

I soon felt him pulling my panty crotch to one side and his tongue teasing my pussy lips open. I came right on his desk, leaning back on my elbows as he ate me. He soon stood up, unzipped, and slid his cock into me and fucked me hard, filling me with his cum. He pulled out and hastily zipped up and said I’d have a raise my next pay check. Now that’s how to get a raise!

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He Lost it to an Escort

There’s no shortage of shy callers to phone sex lines. Many are socially awkward, some are even still virgins. I recommend they visit an escort to take the pressure of finding a relationship off of themselves, but many are just too shy to consider such an event. Others come to the realization finally that they aren’t going to be having any luck with the ladies, so they do begin to seek paid services. One I convinced to try one out was happy with the result and felt it gave him the experience and the confidence to look for a girlfriend. He’d gone to massage parlors a few times for hand jobs, but beyond that, no.

He picked an escort and was nervous as hell, but I told him to find an agency and tell them he wanted someone experienced with adult virgins. Kind of an embarrassing conversation to have, but unless you’re honest with them, how can they know what you’re really looking for? An older woman will more have patience in dealing with someone like him rather than a younger girl. He found just the right one and met her at a hotel. He said she put him at ease and he was able to finally do it.

He came pretty quickly, as one would expect he would, but her easy going nature gave him the confidence to realize this wasn’t as scary as he’d imagined it to be. One would assume going forward you’d be a bit more comfortable each and every time. Hopefully he will find a real life girlfriend and can go on to have a normal sex life with them. He’d liked older women before. Some friends of his mom had caught his eye, but he was too uncomfortable of course to let them know about his crushes on them.

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