Christmas Cuddles

Posted on December 19, 2022 by Sharon

December is for many, one of the most hectic and busy months of the year, so it’s easy for their not to be much time for romance or sex when you’re worried about making it to multiple family members homes for holiday visits and gift exchanges and dinners and parties. The whirlwind month can often leave us too short on time to deal with our libido, unless it’s a five minute quickie in the shower, which most are not going to be satisfied with. There’s gifts to shop for a wrap, kids to contend with, it’s not easy to find some “alone time.”

Make even one night of the month for you and your partner, if you have one that’s willing to have sex with you. Or if you have no partner, or if they closed up shop between their legs years ago and don’t give you anything, set aside some time for yourself. Tell them you have some last minute shopping or some other excuse so you can have some quality masturbation time. There’s so many guys that call from either their car or work, or any place they can get a little privacy to themselves. Being stressed, which not having an orgasm can lead to, is not the best way to deal with an already stressful month.

If you have someone, have a special date night. Send the kids if you have any, over to a grandparents house, or a friends home, and enjoy a couple of hours at least of some quality time. A massage and an orgasm can make those cares fall away, even if only for a couple of hours. Some sensual lovemaking and kissing can make a bright spot in your otherwise hectic holiday schedule. The beauty of the decorations and lights can make it all seem even nicer than usual. Enjoy it.

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He Knows if You’ve Been Bad or Good

Posted on December 12, 2022 by Sharon

Needless to say, most of the callers are bad boys. Santa would surely be leaving them lumps of coal in their stockings. I’m sure they’d rather their stockings be filled with some shiny new sex toys to masturbate with. “Santa, I’d like a new Fleshlight, an auto blow, a pocket pussy and a prostate massager. Maybe some Tenga eggs and some lube, too.” The pervy Christmas of their dreams! The really ambitious ones might ask for a full sized silicone love doll to keep them company. Some are very much into toys to use and like to tell you about them.

One man that calls likes to announce he’s using his toy, since he can’t get any girls. He’s never had a girl, never will get a girl, so the toy is as close to a real pussy as he’s ever going to get. Sex toys do make a difference in people’s lives, as silly as that might sound. Some women have a very difficult time reaching orgasm unless they use a toy. They do improve the quality of ones sex lives and are an important thing to many. Some do not own even one or see the need for them, others have countless dozens of them and a real investment in them. The really fancy ones can be hundreds of dollars.

Just imagine running downstairs on Christmas morning and seeing your stocking overflowing with sex toys! Oh the delight you’d feel as you open them all and can’t wait to try each and every one. Getting an orgasm for Christmas, or any day of the year is always a fabulous gift to be sure. This Christmas be sure and save yourself some “me time.” It can get hectic this time of year and we often sacrifice our own private time due to obligations that are plentiful this time of year. It’s always a good day to masturbate.

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Milked

Posted on December 5, 2022 by Sharon

Needless to say, when an opportunity presents itself and you’re horny, things can get creative. Recently a caller that was raised on a farm told me about one of his favorite ways to masturbate growing up. Thankfully it didn’t involve animals, but at the dairy farm he was raised on they had milking machines for the cows. I think you can see where this is going already. Countless times he had to apply the milking machines to the cows udders, and boys being boys, he soon got the idea how good it would feel if he inserted his penis into the milking machine instead.

My first concern was his sperm making it’s way into the milk supply. Now of course milk is pasturized, but still. He said he did it before the machines were cleaned after they came off the cows, so at least they were cleaned after his use of them as a sex toys. Still, I doubt people would be happy thinking the milk they were pouring into their coffee and on their cereal had come from the same machine someone was regularly masturbating into. He said it felt great, better than any blow job he’s ever had. He had plenty of experience with the milking machines long before any girls came into his life. He was in fact disappointed his first blow job wasn’t as satisfying or strong as the milker.

The cows would look on, he lived in fear of his father walking in on him mid sucking, but it never happened. He said after he grew up and moved away, he tried some oral sex simulating sex toys, but none came close to the milker. He looks back fondly on those days and now has to make do with a girlfriend, but he said she does a pretty good job sucking him off.

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Dirty Dancing

Posted on November 28, 2022 by Sharon

Last week I went to a new club and there were a lot of people there. I met this man I really liked and he asked me to dance and we went several rounds on the dance floor. Now it was fairly dark, so I don’t think anyone saw, but we fucked right there on the dance floor with the lights flashing and the music playing. We were surrounded by people and everyone was fairly close together. He’d been feeling me up, grabbing my ass, squeezing my tits, and I let him. He whispered in my ear he wanted to fuck me right then and right there.

I did not tell him to stop. I felt him hike up the front of my dress and he unzipped himself and we were dancing so close and he just slipped it in. He had my knee over his hip and thrust into me. There was nothing to lean against, nothing to grab onto. The crush of dancing bodies around us sort of kept us upright, everyone was so packed around us. I could feel his meaty, thick shaft sliding in and out of me rhythmically. I began to breathe harder and faster. We looked into one another’s eyes. I didn’t even know his last name and he was fucking me right in the middle of the packed dance floor.

His thumbs toyed with my stiffening nipples through my dress. I don’t think anyone was paying attention to us, they were too absorbed in their own gyrations and dancing. The music was loud, you could feel the energy of the crowd. I was getting fucked, my arms wrapped around his waist pulling him towards me. He bucked faster and I was about to experience an orgasm in public. I bit my lip to keep from crying out as I came. My contractions triggered his cock to shoot its load into me and he did. We then disengaged and finished our dance and said our goodnights. Not sure I’ll ever see him again, but what a night it was.

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I Watched Them

Posted on November 21, 2022 by Sharon

Recently I was staying with my brother and his girlfriend for a few days when my place was being renovated. I just didn’t want to deal with paint fumes and noise and dust. I had planned on going to a local hotel, but my brother said it was crazy to spend the money when I could just stay with him for a few days. I was glad to save the hotel costs, so agreed. He worked a lot, so was hardly home. I had freedom in his home for sure. One morning I was wakened by some noise and it sounded like sex noises. I got up and quietly opened my door and went to see where it was coming from.

His door wasn’t quite closed. I went to the crack in the door and saw him fucking his girlfriend doggy style on the bed. I think they must have come in last night after I was already asleep and I hadn’t heard them. They were really going at it and I just stood there and watched them. I felt like a perv, yet couldn’t tear myself away. They were breathing so heavy, the bed was squeaking under their thrusts and weight. I thought they were trying to be quiet and if not for the breathing and bed squeaking and the occasional low moan, they were.

I had to admit I was getting turned on watching them and waited until they both came to creep back to my room. They did not hear or see me. I went back to bed and masturbated I was so turned on. My pussy was wet when I touched it. My fingers quickly slid over my clit and teased it until it came. I felt guilty for having watched them, but it seemed harmless enough. I was only there one more night before I went back to my place and no one was the wiser. I’ve thought of this several times since when I masturbated.

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