{"id":234,"date":"2012-05-14T07:28:27","date_gmt":"2012-05-14T11:28:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/worldofsexualfantasies.com?p=234"},"modified":"2012-05-13T02:43:30","modified_gmt":"2012-05-13T06:43:30","slug":"in-a-perfect-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/worldofsexualfantasies.com\/wordpress\/?p=234","title":{"rendered":"In A Perfect World….."},"content":{"rendered":"

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I would wager to say most guys have at some point tried sucking their own dick. It’s just something most try. But by the same token, I’d say very, very few women could even contemplate licking their own pussies. The only ones that could even attempt such a thing would be the thinnest of the thin contortionists or limber gymnasts.<\/p>\n

If sucking their own cock seems unlikely, and I’ve read less than 1% can even do that, I can imagine the percentage for women going down on themselves is even slimmer. Very few are slim enough and it’s not common to be anywhere near as flexible as would be required for such a feat.<\/p>\n

Imagine being able to though. Hey, I have to admit, even I would likely be having such fun with myself if I could. I’m clean, I’m shaved, why the hell not? I’d give it a go and probably like it a good deal! I can recall on a business call a couple of years ago laughing hysterically when I said something a bit incorrectly.<\/p>\n

A client asked me if I had ever tasted my own juices. I quickly replied, “Oh yes, I’ve licked my own cunt after masturbating.” It took me about two seconds to realize I should have said fingers instead of cunt, then I got a mental picture of what I said and I started to laugh and couldn’t stop, gasping out I wasn’t a contortionist, but I’d broken his mood by laughing and he hung up, but it was very funny!<\/p>\n

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I would wager to say most guys have at some point tried sucking their own dick. It’s just something most try. But by the same token, I’d say very, very few women could even contemplate licking their own pussies. The … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,38],"tags":[121,120,474],"class_list":["post-234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-masturbation","category-self-sucking","tag-auto-cunnilingus","tag-cunnilingus","tag-masturbation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/worldofsexualfantasies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/worldofsexualfantasies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/worldofsexualfantasies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/worldofsexualfantasies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/worldofsexualfantasies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/worldofsexualfantasies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":239,"href":"https:\/\/worldofsexualfantasies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions\/239"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/worldofsexualfantasies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/worldofsexualfantasies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/worldofsexualfantasies.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}